Monday, August 18, 2008


*surprised man "ohh my your heads on fire"

*Burning man "yes im trying to get this fire hydrant going with this wrench... ohh here it goes, hey lady your drinking from the hose!"

*Thirsty bitch "IM SO THIRSTY! chug chug chug"

*surprised man "OHH noes your head is still on fire!"

and it goes on and on and on and on...

LESSON LEARNED! life is like a delicate circle of SFW porn, SO DONT FUCKIN UPSET THE BALANCE!

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